carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

I FIXED BOY’S COMPUTER IN LIKE 30 SECONDS AND IT’S BEEN BROKEN FOR TWO WEEKS

BOW DOWN BITCHES

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.